Students who venture into the Writing Center have been getting more than just a helpful critique and literary advice in recent months. Stuttered one recent visitor “It’s h-h-haunted!” That’s right, Simpson University has finally attracted its own spectre. Normally regarded as ‘a pretty bad thing,’ more learned folks recognize the prestige of the situation. All respectable institutions of higher education claim an apparition of their own. Having finally acquired one such being, Simpson University has finally joined the impressive ranks, which include establishments such as Yale, Stanford, Bowling Green University, and Detroit City College.
The ghost has taken up residence in the Writing Center, located on the library’s second floor. For those of you who may not frequent this archive of helpful literature, technology, and wisdom, the library is located in the Grubbs Building. The presence has only been noted by frequent visitors to the Writing Center (for instance, were you to become a habitual guest yourself, hear and apply the friendly and knowledgeable staff’s advice and receive the resulting better grades, you would be more likely to meet the spectre). Students have confessed to receiving better assignment scores and feeling more confident about their writing after rubbing elbows with the apparition.
Intrigued? Find out more for yourself at the Writing Center whose hours will be posted around campus soon and whose staff would love to help you succeed in your classes and introduce you to their newest (paranormal) addition.
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